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THAT’S ONLY TEN!!!

I love my new contact lenses
if they made a superman movie and cast u as superman i’d watch it even though i hate superman as a concept
please
This helpful guide about what 200 calories looks like reminds us just how much healthy food we’re giving up each time we have a treat.
yeah, asshole. how dare you eat an order of french fries when you could have literally shoved 22 banana peppers in your fucking face-hole. what a piece of shit you are.
For that last comment
This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
ditto.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch